Math question:
When you walk a mile down a beach with dark clouds overhead, how far do you have to walk back when a tropical rain storm hits?
Answer: Just because the deck chair cushions were just put out doesn't mean that the locals can read those dark blue storm clouds any better than you can.
Psych question:
What does being caught in a tropical rainstorm feel like?
Answer (after the reception committee's laughter dies down):
Ever had a luke-warm fire hose turned on you?
Philosophical question:
Would those shells you collected before the rain still be on the beach if you hadn't gone out?
No picture of me - just imagine a drowned rat. But the shells are pretty fabulous, don't you think?